i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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