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(404): View more from Georgia

Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami

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(406): View more from Montana

You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever

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(702): View more from Nevada

Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™

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