Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?

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(647): View more from Ontario

Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Best. Handjob. Ever.

(905): View more from Ontario

I'm guessing Kelly is over?

(416): View more from Toronto

Nope. Home alone.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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(585): View more from New York

She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.

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(917): View more from New York City

KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall

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(312): View more from Illinois

I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes

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