i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
That's when you crack a 10am beer
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky