Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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