You can't special order awesome
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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