So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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