Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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