HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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