We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.