Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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