I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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