carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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