I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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