Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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