she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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