I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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