return my video game
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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