Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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