I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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