This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I intend to get homeless drunk
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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