what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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