I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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