i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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