Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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