Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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