are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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