I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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