The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
