he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
