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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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