This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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