I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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