dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
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Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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