We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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