I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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