look no pants
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.