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• (830): View more from Texas

  If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  hows the party?

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  ists fjcssing insceredle

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  be there in 10

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?

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  630.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Damn you and your Monday night power hours.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five

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• (310): View more from California

  i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you

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• (801): View more from Utah

  If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?

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