Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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