I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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