I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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