Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
it hurts more in the daytime
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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