the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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