oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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