your thong is hanging out like whoa
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm always down for nudity.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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