happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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