We're facebook friends in real life
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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