My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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