Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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