Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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