how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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