she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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