piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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