How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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