stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."