Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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