you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
