Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
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be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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