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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me

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• (718): View more from New York

  so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother

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• (315): View more from New York

  you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.

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• (650): View more from California

  Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah

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  19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat

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• (209): View more from California

  Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Is her dick bigger than yours?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"

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