New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.