He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.