Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.