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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.

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  he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.

  (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  no his phone, idiot.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks

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• (845): View more from New York

  mondays should just be called national damage control day

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.

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• (415): View more from California

  You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision

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• (850): View more from Florida

  His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me

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