no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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